Endless Retirement Celebration Card: 3+ Hours of Music & Hidden Glitter Revenge

 

Can't take the endless celebration? Ripping the card releases a spectacular explosion of large glitter pieces, ensuring they'll find sparkly reminders of their special day for years to come (just like they'll remember you).

How the Endless Musical Card Works 

1. Open the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample
2. Insert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.
3. Once the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later
4. If the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card

Occasions for Retirement Prank Card

• Retirement Party Gag Gifts - Musical retirement card that celebrates their freedom for 3+ hours straight
• Last Day of Work Pranks - Perfect sendoff for coworkers retiring after years of office shenanigans
• Boss Retirement Gifts - Finally get revenge on that micromanager with endless celebration music
• Early Retirement Jokes - Prank card for friends retiring young while you're still working